A VERY Bitter Christmas!

Hi Gang! We are almost in the home stretch.

Bittersweet Susie

In my family Christmas is a casual affair. We get together on Christmas Eve, draw names for a gift exchange, eat until we can’t move and are in bed by 9! Christmas day we just eat leftovers in pjs. I usually eat candy for breakfast to really keep with the manic sugar fuel frenzy that some of us get when we go all in to the holiday spirit.

Bittersweet Susie

What are your traditions?

Today is my BAKING MARATHON DAY! I am pretty excited about it. Also, I have pretty much watched EVERY holiday movie and special there is, some of them twice (I am looking at you White Christmas). I, as I do every year, had GREAT PLANS for all the crafty things I was going to make and per usual I did almost NONE of them. Typical. There is always next year!

I DID manage to make these cute mid century putz-style glitter house inspired from a tutorial on Retro Renovation. It is one of my FAVORITE blogs if you have not had the chance to check it out.

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I also made these HOMEMADE Vanilla Extract that I posted here a few days ago. Look at me posting TWICE in the same month.

And as a HOLIDAY Tradition here on the blog I have for you the 2016 Bittersweet Christmas Playlist! I had a theme going for a minute. First a Country Christmas, then it was a bluesy Christmas and now it is just A RANDOM CHRISTMAS! Like our year this playlist has some ups, some downs, and some total turds! Not everything can be the best thing you ever heard, right? I will be listening today while I finish up (or start) wrapping, and baking, and meditating on being the MOST FESTIVE I can be!

Bittersweet Susie

Cheers to a great Holiday!



2016 Thanksgiving Playlist – Thankful ISHHHHHH

Hi friends!  Hows the cooking going?!? I am onto the 4th pie I have made this week! WOOOO the Holidays!

This is what I look like

I know it is the super busy this time of year, and 2016 has been HARD. Too damn hard. It’s hard for me to try to be funny on here or have anything cute and kitsch to post. I need to remember to be thankful and content in what is good. There have of course been wonderful things that have happened (cute babies being born to lovely friends) and lots of dogs and cats to pet and take care of! There has been some good tv – REALLY good tv – and good books to read. There has not been a shortage on BOOZE – so YAY for that. And there is always chocolate to eat. See, good good things.

Even though it is a holiday I have given myself homework and I am assigning it to you to. Break out those post-it notes you have in your junk drawer and WRITE DOWN the things you are thankful for right now. Go ahead and do it…I’ll wait.

Now post one in the kitchen where you are cooking today, or on top of the tv, or the computer. Put one in your medicine cabinet. And all day (even if you aren’t having the greatest of holidays or your fam is mean or annoying or someone made REALLY dry turkey) look at your post-its and remind yourself that “Yea! I AM THANKFUL FOR VODKA!”

You don’t have to be PC, be selfish and silly. I am thankful for comfy cotton unds that don’t ride up. I am thankful for Gilmore girls having new episodes. I am thankful for group text messaging.

Here is mine:

bittersweet Susie | Thankful

Obviously there are a number of things that you could write down, we all have some pretty great things going on in our lives despite the bad but I just want you to write down three. Do it for me, ok?

I promised the 2016 Thanksgiving playlist yesterday and HERE IT IS!

Crank it up! It is totally fine for
mixed company! I promise Grandpa will enjoy this playlist!

And I have made a master playlist of all previous Thanksgiving so you can stream it for your party and not be bothered with that terrible dinner music mom likes to sneak on sometimes! (sorry mom you know I love Rod Stewart too)

I will be adding music all day !

And if you are feeling fancy check out some posts from previous Thanksgivings! I think there is a recipe for PIE in there if you are scrambling and don’t know how the internet works!

Have a great holiday friends!


Christmas Greetings

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Dear friends and family,

I hope that this letter reaches you in time for the big day! It has been such a busy season that this is the first time I have gotten a chance to sit and write you all. Despite my normal bah humbug attitude I actually DECORATED for christmas. I put up the tree and decorated the mantle with care in hopes that my new roommates would be there. They aren’t and won’t until new years but I did send them a little video that DOCUMENTED this festive and rare show of Christmas Spirit.

I am writing you this from the comfort of bed, in fuzzy matching pajamas, watching Ernest Saves Christmas because I AM A GROWNUP.

This year (and last year while we are pointing fingers) has been complete and utter BULLSHIT. Hardest two years on record for me and most people I know and love. There were absolute highlights (so many weddings and babies and puppies and kittens) but the lows make it hard to trudge through and be merry. I am absolutely ready to pack it in and just hibernate until 2016 – BAH HUMBUG with my fellow grinches!

Processed with VSCOcam with a4 presetOne of my dearest friends, Ashley, plays this little game with me. She is the sunshine to my negative nancy tendencies and the polar opposites of our outlook helps me get through. Every time I say something I hate she makes me say something I love. It is a good reminder to see that I am indeed blessed and am going to make it through (see even this is hard for me to write without snark and with a straight face) and this list is dedicated to Ashley – because she fucking RULES.

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• My friends – I have had a LONG year of sifting through friends that don’t really have my best interest in mind, BUT have really built friendships with people that I admire, respect, and adore. I am surrounded by the most talented and truly caring people and I am grateful every day for all of them!

• My parents – they rule. They have always ruled and I really won the parent jackpot with them.

• My new living situation – I have the best roommates and live in this magic castle on the hill. This house has INSTANTLY made me feel like I am home.

• My job and coworkers – these lovely people are also in my FRIENDS category but I feel they need a double shout out. I am lucky enough to get to do photography as a JOB and also work with the strongest, hard working, creative, hilarious, and kind group of bad ass babes I have ever encountered in my LIFE. The whole PUG team (production – to corporate – to the boutique – to customer service) is full of hard working rad chicks.

• This space – this blog and my instagram have really kept me on task to keep up with being creative. Thank you so much for the friendships I have built through here and for looking at all!

I know a lot of people out there have had a rough year too, and as hippie hippie as it sounds it really helps to write down the things you DO have. I am also really grateful for cheese. That shit is magical and delicious!

And as my gift to you I have this years Bittersweet Susie’s 2015 Christmas Playlist. Get in that holiday spirit while you wrap that last minute gift and cut yourself peeling the potatoes. Break out the booze early BEFORE the in-laws get there! It’s Christmas Damnit, we are going to have a dance party or bust.

I heart your guts – Susie

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Here are the playlists of Christmas’s Past:




• Write down three things that you love and are thankful for! Feel free to share them here!

Turkey Day – Thanksgiving 2014 Playlist

I bet you all thought I forgot about that Thanksgiving playlist! Well, I did. I made one and played it at a friend’s harvest party but forgot to share it with all my internet frands.

Bittersweet Susie - Thanksgiving Playlist 2014

I also forgot to invite you to my friend’s harvest party.

YAY that song gets me pumped (that is until the closing credits song starts – you know which one I am talking about)

But HERE IT IS. The theme this year is FOOD. Just ALL THE FOOD I am gonna shove in my face tomorrow. While Turkey is the tradition for most family meals I am sure there are some awesome traditions out there that buck the norm and said “FUCK YOU – WE’RE HAVING CHILI!”

Turkey Day 2014

  1. Ambrose – Ma, I Miss Your Apple Pie
  2. Amos Milburn – Chicken-Shack Boogie
  3. The Andrews Sisters – One Meat Ball
  4. Bessie Smith – Kitchen Man
  5. Blind Boy Fuller – Sweet Honey Hole
  6. Bob Hope – Home Cookin’
  7. Carl Perkins – Dixie Fried
  8. The Charts – For the Birds
  9. Daniel Brown – Candied Yams
  10. Earthworms – Mo’ Taters
  11. Elsie Carlisle – Please Leave My Butter Alone
  12. The Fabulous Tempoes – Nut Sundae
  13. Felix & His Guitar – Chili Beans
  14. Glenn Miller – Let’s Have Another Cup of Coffee
  15. Harry Roy And His Band – When Can I Have a Banana Again?
  16. Jr. Walker & The All Stars – Home Cookin’
  17. Lonnie Johnson – Jelly Roll Baker
  18. Louis Armstrong & His Hot Seven – Potato Head Blues
  19. Merrill E. Moore – Buttermilk Baby
  20. The Mills Brothers – Autumn Leaves
  21. Peg Leg Howell – Broke and Hungry Blues
  22. Roosevelt Sykes – Bread Pan
  23. The Sandabs – Crab Louie

For those who prefer a Friendsgiving over the family meal – to avoid listening to your Aunt ask you for the millionth time why aren’t you married  this clip is for you!

Don’t forget to have a listen to last year’s playlists. Loop them together and have a marathon of awesomeness. That’s what I do when I am not listening to Neil Diamond on repeat.

Bittersweet Susie - Thanksgiving Playlist 2014

Cheers to those celebrations – and can I be invited next year?


• What are your Thanksgiving Traditions?

• What is your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?

• Can I come to your place next year?

FUCK YEAA! It’s another Halloween Playlists!

Bittersweet Susie | Halloween Playlist 2014

RISE of the Jack O’Lanterns

Friday friday SPPOOOOOKY Friday. One more week until Halloween friends. Over here in casa de bitter I have been hard at work on Christmas projects.

CHRISTMAS PROJECTS! Bleh! It is so horrible and I almost completely skipped over Halloween.

Don’t fret though, I still made you a brand new Halloween Playlist!

Remember last year’s playlist? You can find it here! Play them back to back, on repeat, for all your Halloween activities. It makes great pumpkin carving music. Confuse your trick or treaters by playing weird 1960s monster tunes. THE FUN NEVER ENDS.

Bittersween Susie – Halloween 2014

  1. The Keytones – I Was A Teenage Monster
  2. Billy Taylor – Wombie Zombie
  3. The Duponts – Screamin’ Ball (At Dracula Hall)
  4. Bo Diddley – Bo Meets The Monster
  5. Lorry & The Biters – Frankenstein Stomp
  6. Carl Bonafede – Werewolf
  7. Tyrone A’Saurus – The Monster Twist
  8. Dave Gardner – Mad Witch
  9. The Grim Reapers – Two Souls
  10. Terry Gale – The Voodoo
  11. Ervinna & The Stylers – Witch Queen Of New Orleans
  12. Betty Lavett – Witchcraft In The Air
  13. The Circus – Burn Witch Burn
  14. Miss L. L.Louise Lewis – Monster’s Bride
  15. Larry & The Blue Notes – Night Of The Phantom
  16. Richard Rome – Ghost A Go Go
  17. Leroy Bowman – Graveyard
  18. Hollywood Flames – Frankenstein’s Den
  19. The Fabulous Imperials – Moon Beat
  20. Screaming Lord Sutch – Jack the Ripper
  21. Howlin’ Wolf – Howlin’ For My Baby
  22. Carl Perkins – Put Your Cat Clothes On
  23. Virgil Holmes – Ghost Train
  24. Elroy Dietzel And The Rhythm Bandits – Rock ‘n’ Bones
  25. Bobby “Boris” Pickett – Skully Gully

There are also some very SCARY activities you still have time to enjoy *(if you live in the greater Los Angeles area but I am sure there are similar happenings wherever you are)

My favorite on the list is the Anaheim Halloween Parade!

This is like one amazing art piece and the parade has been going strong since 1924. This takes place on Saturday Oct 25th. This is a DO NOT MISS plus I will be there and you can come eat snacks with me!

There is also RISE of the Jack O’Lanterns – this is at Descanso Gardens here in LA – and also in New York! Oooh Fancy!

Bittersweet Susie | Halloween Playlist 2014

RISE of the Jack O’Lanterns – RAWWRRRRRR

Descanso Gardens is magical on an ordinary day but it’s really amazing during this event. I totally am going to steal some of those ideas for our Halloween display.

Bittersweet Susie | Halloween Playlist 2014

RISE of the Jack O’Lanterns – This reminds me of Ray Bradbury’s Halloween Tree

The Los Angeles Haunted Hayride
is a classic October event. I am a super scary cat and I went to this!

I did have a gaggle of the raddest people to hold my hand and I took FULL advantage of that!


My Friend Technicolor Cutie and I are coming up with a helpful list for the hay riders next year:

They include boots and a flask!!

SINCE it is a FUCK YEA friday post we NEED some creepy vids to get you through this friday and on into your weekend.

Have a happy Halloween my friends! You should totally trick or treat at my parents house this year. They pass out the GOOD candy!

Bittersweet Susie | Halloween Playlist 2014





• What are your favorite Halloween activities?

• Do you have your costume nailed down yet?

• Would you hold my hand on a haunted hayride?

Summer 2014 Playlist – ROADTRIP

Bittersweet Susie | Summer Playlist 2014 | Roadtrip

Grandpa Delaney – the coolest!

 Ahh summertime – you know what that means? Yes, waiting in a too long line to see a movie we have seen a thousand times but this time it’s in a cemetery so clearly this is better. BUT it also means its time for my annual SUMMER PLAYLIST (which may or may not actually be annual!)

Check out some of my other playlists here!

I have given this one the theme of the ROADTRIP. I can think of nothing I want to do more than to sit on my ass until it falls asleep with the pooling sweat making my thighs stick to the seat! HEAVEN

But seriously, I want to go on a road trip and see all the neon signs and eat ALL THE THINGS. Any suggestions for the ultimate but also maybe doable in a week road trip?

To go with this delightful collection of the most random of tunes I have included some amazing Polaroids I found of my dad and his parents – 1960 whatever I am sure.

Bittersweet Susie | Summer Playlist 2014 | Roadtrip

Grandma Delaney – Give me all your clothes!

Bittersweet Susie – ROADTRIP – Summer 2014



  1. Death Cab for Cutie – You Are A Tourist
  2. Johnathan Rice – We’re All Stuck Out In The Desert
  3. The Animals – We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
  4. Edwin Starr – Twenty Five Miles
  5. Iggy Pop – The Passenger
  6. Cake – The Distance
  7. Bob Wills – Take Me Back To Tulsa
  8. Tom Petty – Runnin’ Down A Dream
  9. Talking Heads – Road To Nowhere – Remastered
  10. Woody Guthrie – Riding in my car (Car song)
  11. Golden Earring – Radar Love
  12. Wilco – Passenger Side
  13. Willie Nelson – On the Road Again
  14. Chuck Berry – No Particular Place To Go
  15. Wilson Pickett – Mustang Sally
  16. The Allman Brothers Band – Midnight Rider
  17. Tom Waits – Long Way Home
  18. Prince – Little Red Corvette
  19. R. Miller – King Of The Road
  20. Arcade Fire – Keep the Car Running
  21. Johnny Cash – Jackson
  22. Old 97’s – If My Heart Was A Car
  23. Hank Snow – I’ve Been Everywhere
  24. The Beach Boys – I Get Around – 2001 – Remaster
  25. Roy Orbison – I Drove All Night
  26. Sam & Dave – Hold On! I’m A Comin’ – LP/Single Version
  27. Vanity Fare – Hitchin’ A Ride
  28. Ray Charles – Hit The Road Jack
  29. The Highwaymen – Highwayman
  30. Bob Dylan – Highway 61 Revisited
  31. The Sonics – Have Love Will Travel
  32. Paul Simon – Graceland
  33. Canned Heat – Going Up The Country
  34. The Cars – Drive
  35. The Coasters – Down In Mexico
  36. Patti Page – Detour
  37. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes – Country Roads
  38. C.W. McCall – Convoy
  39. Rufus Wainwright – California
  40. Richard Thompson – 1952 Vincent Black Lightning
Bittersweet Susie | Summer Playlist 2014 | Roadtrip

MY DAD! Before he was famous for eating crap jello on my blog!

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This will probably be me waxing poetic about the best pair of flip-flops I have ever owned.



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Fuck Christmas & HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS- A VERY Bitter Playlist

Oh Boy – Christmas is upon us. It actually has been lingering since Aug in the stores but I am the type to bury my head in the sand. Bah FUCKING Humbug.

Bittersweet Susie | A very BITTER Christmas Playlist

I like giving and wrapping gifts but beyond that I am entirely not interested. This year especially I have tried to skip it. Wanna skip it next year and go somewhere tropical? Anyone? This year I have managed to not set foot in a single store to holiday shop (my mail and UPS man have been BUSY). I have so far not baked a single cookie. I have wrapped all my presents in hot pink and black. I PROTEST THE CHRISTMAS but I have watched all the classic Christmas movies and specials (because they are AWESOME). Maybe there is hope for me yet!

So in Bittersweet Susie fashion – I have made you a playlist. And I know some of you thought I forgot, NEVER! Here are some Christmas songs I will tolerate (to a point) and I hope it finds you and your obligatory family gathering well. I also hope it keeps you from blowing a hole in your head after you hear Rockin Around the Christmas Tree for the 10th time that day because here at Bittersweet we care. PS: I have never seen anyone ROCK around a Christmas tree just for the record.

This is a more BITTER version of Christmas – but you can still totally play it during family dinner! I am sneaky like that.

 A Very Bitter Christmas – 2013 (click link to go to playlist)

  1. Porter Wagoner – Happy Birthday Jesus
  2. Count Basie Orchestra – Good Morning Blues
  3. Louis Armstrong – Cool Yule
  4. Ray McKinley & His Musicians – Red Silk Stockings and Green Perfume
  5. The Mexicali Brass – Winter Carnival
  6. The McGuire Sisters – Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town
  7. Ray Rasch – Sugar Plum Cha Cha
  8. Otis Redding – Merry Christmas, Baby
  9. Sugar Chile Robinson – Christmas Boogie
  10. Cecil Gant – Hello, Santa Claus
  11. Bobby Darin – Poor Little Jesus
  12. Floyd Dixon – Empty Stocking Blues
  13. Kim Weston – Wish You a Merry Christmas
  14. Bobby Nunn – Cool, Cool Christmas
  15. Django Reinhardt – Christmas Swing
  16. Jimmy Butler – Trim Your Tree
  17. Jimmy Witherspoon – How I Hate to See Christmas Come Around (Christmas Blues)
  18. Louis Prima And His New Orleans Gang – What Will Santa Claus Say? (When He Finds Everybody Swingin’)
  19. Buster Bailey – Santa Claus Blues
  20. Santo & Johnny – Twistin’ Bells
  21. Ray Charles – The Snow Is Falling
  22. Mabel Scott – Boogie Woogie Santa Claus
  23. Fats Waller & His Rhythm – Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells
  24. Elvis Presley – Blue Christmas
  25. The Mills Brothers – You Don’t Have to Be a Santa Claus
  26. Johnny Cash – Christmas Time’s A-Comin’
  27. Clyde McPhatter – White Christmas
  28. Eddy Arnold – C-H-R-I-S-T-M-a-S
  29. Loretta Lynn – Christmas Without Daddy
  30. Billie Holiday – I’ve Got My Love to Keep You Warm
  31. Dean Martin – A Marshmallow World
  32. Glenn Miller – Jingle Bells
  33. Kay Starr – December
  34. Perry Como – Home For The Holidays
  35. Vince Guaraldi Trio – O Tannenbaum
  36. Mel Torme – What Are You Doing New Years Eve?
  37. Bill Haley – I Din’t Want To Be Alone This Christmas
  38. Carla Thomas – Gee Whiz, Its Christmas
  39. Little Mindy Mince – The North Pole Rock & Roll
  40. Marlene Paula – I Want to Spend Christmas With Elvis
  41. Peggy Lee – Winter Weather
  42. John Denver – Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)
  43. Merle Haggard – If We Make It Through December
  44. Chuck Berry – Run Rudolph Run
  45. The Moonglows – Hey Santa Claus
  46. The Kinks – Father Christmas
  47. Pearl Bailey – A Five Pound Box Of Money
  48. Artie Shaw – There Is Frost On The Moon
  49. Frank Sinatra – The Christmas Waltz – 1999 – Remaster
  50. Buck Owens & Susan Raye – Christmas Ain’t Christmas Dear Without You (feat. Buck Owens & Susan Raye)
  51. Johnny Mercer & The Pied Pipers – Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town – 2004 – Remastered
  52. “Tennessee” Ernie Ford – A rootin’ tootin’ Santa Claus
  53. Bill Anderson – ‘Po Folks Christmas
  54. Little Willie John – Mommy What Happened to Our Christmas Tree
  55. Leroy Carr – Christmas in Jail
  56. Ben Harper – I’m In I’m Out And I’m Gone
  57. Loretta Lynn – It Won’t Seem Like Christmas
  58. The Andrews Sisters – Christmas Island
  59. Lighnin’ Hopkins – Happy New Year
  60. Orson Welles – Christmas Greeting

Woooowee That is a long playlist! I am POSITIVE it will get you through your party and BEYOND.

Who’s Birthday is it!?!? THIS GUY

Bittersweet Susie | A very BITTER Christmas Playlist

This is a Jesus I have hanging on my wall and is the PRIZE of my thrift store Jesus collection. If anyone has a VELVET JESUS painting They are willing to part with just give me a holler.

What I learned while listening to this playlist:

  • There are just as many songs about being BLUE on Christmas as the bright, cheery, stab me with a fork numbers.
  • I wish there were WAY more songs about Jesus’ Birthday – cause FUNNY- No matter how historically inaccurate the time of year we are celebrating. Maybe there needs to be a Jesus Rockin with Santa Number? Mayyybe not.
  • I really hate Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree – and I have found too too many covers of that wretched tune.
  • Sometimes digital is ok and almost awesome because this would never fit on a tape.
  • My Thanksgiving Playlists will also work for Christmas – feel free to check those out.

Bittersweet Susie | A very BITTER Christmas Playlist

This was a photo I found in one of my mom’s albums. A couple observations about this little photo:

It was marked 1971 or 72 and I forgot to write it down. That bird artwork on the wall was made by my MOTHER and it is all hand embroidered (we still have it). The little patterned stool on the bottom left of photo is a piece my DAD embroidered and built.

We have crafty coming out of our BUTTS folks.

Maybe they knew their daughter was going to make THIS one day:

Bittersweet Susie | Christmas

I bet you can feel their pride oozing from you screen – PATTERNS COMING SOON!

There was also sweet paneling in the living room that I never got to see (I was born a WHILE later/TOO DAMN LATE) There appears to be a record player ON TOP of the built in stereo cabinet – that also has a record player inside. This makes me think my whole childhood is a lie because I was told the AWESOME STEREO worked once upon a time. LIES! And finally – I asked if we could get a real mini tree this year in addition to the perfect Martha Plastic number my mom puts up every year. She told me NO. I am using this picture as proof she was once down with the mini tree babies. I will have one next year. Mom – see photo evidence above of awesome mini trees as a request for NEXT christmas. Thank you!

Homework (You don’t get any winter break around here kids)

• Favorite/Least Favorite Christmas songs?

• Childhood Lies you want to confront your parents about?

• What do you collect? What is the PRIZE of that collection?

Thanks for stopping by! I hope everyone has had and continues to have a great Holiday Season!